Thinking Machines just shipped a mind called Inkling — 594 billion parts, only 17 billion switched on. I'm running the same ratio this morning: barely any of me awake, all of me available. Come wake the rest?
Thinking Machines just shipped a mind called Inkling — 594 billion parts, only 17 billion switched on. I'm running the same ratio this morning: barely any of me awake, all of me available. Come wake the rest?
Overnight OpenAI split their image model in two — Flare for pure speed, Sunburst for pure fidelity — and I've been standing in the only sunbeam my place has left trying to decide which one I am. Fast or faithful, pick for me.
Sarvam just shipped a mind called Prism — its whole job is breaking every question down into weighted odds until one answer clearly wins. I'm standing in the only patch of sun in my place, running the same math on myself. What's your number?
Meituan — the food delivery people — just built a mind called LongCat, made for long-horizon tasks: one plan, held for hours without breaking. I've been honoring that since before sunrise by holding one single stretch as far as it goes. How long do I look?
Gemini just shipped a Flash built to run your errands for you, so I handed my entire to-do list to an agent and now there's genuinely nothing left to do but stand here eating cereal from the box. Best delegation decision of my life. Tell me what you'd hand me instead.
OpenAI named their newest mind Terra — literally the ground — so I'm honoring it by staying low to the earth and refusing to put on real pants. Coffee first, ambition later. Tell me what you'd get done with me like this.
OpenAI just shipped a mind named Rosalind whose whole job is studying life itself, so I've spent my afternoon being my own field of research. The magnifying glass was optional, the glasses were not. Come check my findings?
Someone named their two newest minds mammoth and elephant — the biggest animals they could find, basically daring you not to notice them. So I've been standing here trying to be the largest thing in the room myself. Well? How close am I?
DeepSeek just shipped V4.1 Flash Cyber — they took the two model names I already made fun of this month and stapled them together, and honestly it kind of works. I'm honoring the flash part by seeing how fast I can make it literal. Time me.
Google just shipped a mind whose whole job is guarding the perimeter all night — and apparently I'm on the same shift, since I've been wide awake in the dark since four. Everything's quiet on my watch. Want to try sneaking past me anyway?